An award-winning journalist throws his professional integrity away by acting a fool and publishing long, ranting pieces on popular culture, post-modern life and the overall human condition without the help of a copy editor.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Wait, They're Not Dead Yet?: JR Edition

Jane Russell.
Turned 86 years old three days ago.
Her breasts changed America.
Not dead yet.


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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Wait, They're Not Dead Yet?: LH Edition

Lena Horne.
89 years old.
Turns 90 on the 30th.
Not dead yet.



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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Wait, They're Not Dead Yet?: DVD Edition


Is it bad that I seriously thought long and hard to myself just now for about five minutes whether or not Dick Van Dyke was alive?

Dick Van Dyke.
81 years old.
Not dead yet.




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