An award-winning journalist throws his professional integrity away by acting a fool and publishing long, ranting pieces on popular culture, post-modern life and the overall human condition without the help of a copy editor.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Text Message Theatre: How do you feel about Emus, then?

Marcus: Two ostriches are following me. Not okay.
Kate (my sister): You should cut their heads off with a machete.
Marcus: What the eff?
Kate: I hate them. Kill them ninja style.
Marcus: Ninjas don't have machetes!
Kate: Oh, I know. Those were different ways to kill them.
Marcus: ...I see.

Locations:
Marcus: Franklin Park Zoo, Boston (worst zoo ever)
Kate: USC, Los Angeles

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