Text Message Theatre: How do you feel about Emus, then?

Marcus: Two ostriches are following me. Not okay.
Kate (my sister): You should cut their heads off with a machete.
Marcus: What the eff?
Kate: I hate them. Kill them ninja style.
Marcus: Ninjas don't have machetes!
Kate: Oh, I know. Those were different ways to kill them.
Marcus: ...I see.

Locations:
Marcus: Franklin Park Zoo, Boston (worst zoo ever)
Kate: USC, Los Angeles